Oh if it were true! I still love it—the writing style & sense of humor. Made me laugh and we can all use more of that after these hellacious years of a Trump Reign! 👑
Fake it till he makes it is finally backfiring on the mango mussolini. He is not worthy to lick the ground Taylor Swift walks on.
Now I must scrub my brain with bleach as I have provided myself with a mental picture that is so very noxious that I threw up in my mouth and now suffer from throat burns. (Evidently noxious to me. Unless the transmitter installed by the aliens on my last rocket ride is not working properly)
Cats won’t tolerate rats, especially living on someone’s head.
Death by pussy. How just!!
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I’m dying now.
😂😂😂Love it! On the Trump Tower, where they put the Project 2025 sign, Have Taylor’s songs playing continuously. Are you ready for it
If only!!!!🙏
Oh if it were true! I still love it—the writing style & sense of humor. Made me laugh and we can all use more of that after these hellacious years of a Trump Reign! 👑
You may not believe this but I'm a long time reader of The Onion.
😂😂😂😂😂
Hell to the ya!!👍👍🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
Now THAT'S hilarious!
If only!🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛
😂😂😂😂😂 Brilliant. Openly!! You get better each time out!!
So much better looking
She can sing too
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Love it!! 😂😂
I signed and and saw this and was like "WHAT?!" LOL
Fake it till he makes it is finally backfiring on the mango mussolini. He is not worthy to lick the ground Taylor Swift walks on.
Now I must scrub my brain with bleach as I have provided myself with a mental picture that is so very noxious that I threw up in my mouth and now suffer from throat burns. (Evidently noxious to me. Unless the transmitter installed by the aliens on my last rocket ride is not working properly)
PRICELESS!
never, not even as dust, will DonnySore have anything in common, much less comparable, to Lincoln; not even when holding his last penny.
I thought this was satire. My partner wished it wasn't and got his wish? Epic!