Hey Jeffy: you’ll NEVER be cool. Never have been , never will be. Not even when you get a blowup doll for the new Mrs. You’re not a nerd. Nerds have a kind of awkward charm that wins you over. You’re an obnoxious engineer who thinks algorithms should run everything; even your middle school classroom. You think asking “off the wall questions “ to employees etc means you’ve got great insight. Actually it means you’re so full of hubris you could bottle it and sell it in your warehouses (if you don’t already). Those sycophants errr guests at your wedding are there because of your $$. And I’ll bet all of em think they’re great philanthropists as you and the new Mrs do. Ya know if you really wanted to do something philanthropic you’d give you employees a living wage, free healthcare, and cancel the autumn Prime. You pay less tax than your lowest tier employees do. How about giving the employees access (free) to your accountants.
That’s tough. I’m betting 2 years max. I guess I’ll get into both pools.
Hey Jeffy: you’ll NEVER be cool. Never have been , never will be. Not even when you get a blowup doll for the new Mrs. You’re not a nerd. Nerds have a kind of awkward charm that wins you over. You’re an obnoxious engineer who thinks algorithms should run everything; even your middle school classroom. You think asking “off the wall questions “ to employees etc means you’ve got great insight. Actually it means you’re so full of hubris you could bottle it and sell it in your warehouses (if you don’t already). Those sycophants errr guests at your wedding are there because of your $$. And I’ll bet all of em think they’re great philanthropists as you and the new Mrs do. Ya know if you really wanted to do something philanthropic you’d give you employees a living wage, free healthcare, and cancel the autumn Prime. You pay less tax than your lowest tier employees do. How about giving the employees access (free) to your accountants.
Six months to a year .