Trump Changes Will!
Where there's a will, there's a whey
(Palm Beach, Florida) — Rumours circulate that Donald Trump, at some point when his trophy wife Melania was out of view, made changes to his will in order to cut her out. While in most cases such claims might be ridiculous at face value, Trump has a history of not paying other contractors who have worked for him, viewing others as slaves who ought to take pride in the prestige of having worked for him.
What precisely those changes entail are up for debate. One anonymous source claims Trump expects to be returned to life at some future point, when the technology exists, possibly centuries down the line. In such case, he left everything to himself so that he wouldn’t come back poor and have to earn anything, which is certainly consistent with his character.
A staffer speculates that he may only be leaving anything to his eldest three children Beavis, Butthead, and Nodaddydont. The three children of Ivana have always stuck by him. The staffer said they once asked about Tiffany and Barron, and Captain Crotchrot’s answer was “Who?”
Still others think he may have been required as part of a deal to leave everything to his leather daddy Vladimir “The Defenestrator” Putin. One went so far as to ponder the possibility that his fourth or fifth wives, Laura Loomer and Elon Musk might stand to inherit.
Whatever the truth is, it’s quite likely Donald will die as he lived; screwing everyone who trusted him, and his will is unlikely to be much different. Fuck that guy.
Certainly won’t leave a penny to any of the children he raped let alone an apology to the American people. But for gods sake don’t be buried in a secret grave and deprive me from giving you the final salute you deserve.
Melanoma has managed to aquire her own substantial fortunes unfortunately...she's not a billionaire, but she is far from stretched...imagine what she probably has on him...the stuff she participated in...knows about...that's capitol. I'm by no means defending her. I'm just stating the fairly obvious. I'll be the pre-nupt makes for some very interesting reading!