Pete's Petite Pecker Problem
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You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Pete Hogsex, pictured above trying way too hard, is going to do be doing testosterone testing in the military and offering hormone replacement therapy for people with low testosterone levels.
I 100% guarantee this is because Petey’s dick isn’t working any more and he’s offering this therapy that goes against all his public positions on HRT because he personally needs it and doesn’t want it to seem like it’s because he’s a failure as a man or anything.
If I had to guess, the problem was exacerbated by having a skateboard collide with his dinky danglers at Mach 1.
Slick move, Ex-Lax.
So in order to cover up for his personal fuck up - the #1 activity of this regime - he’s going to offer it widely, very quietly accept it for himself, and if anyone questions it, hey, everyone else is doing it too, right? Just a normal thing that happens to normal warfighters and manly men whose pectoral muscles are fed steady diets of bullets so that they may one day deflect them.
Live the dream, Petey, live the dream.
#LimpDicksit
Wow Fae! It's like, every person in the WH could be an analysis that takes a full year trying to decide of all of their mistakes, bad-things-on-pupose and constantly doing inherently evil things, what is it about the person we hate the most! Such a hard choice, and Pitiful Pedro is loaded to the gills with horrors that all get worse each day, so each day there can be a new winning weakness and failure!!
i think you’ve cracked the code, well done.